Friday Funnies

Jim is an old man. He was sick recently and in the hospital.

There was one nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child.

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,

’ And how are we doing this morning',

Or

'Are we ready for a bath',

Or

'Are we hungry ?'

Old Jim had had enough of this particular nurse.

One day, at breakfast, Old Jim took the apple juice off the tray

And put it on his bedside stand

Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.

 So you know where the juice went !

The nurse came in a little later, picked
Up the urine bottle and looked at it.

'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '

At this, Old Jim snatched the bottle
Out of her hand, popped off the top,
And drank it down, saying,
'Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time.'

The nurse fainted

Old Jim just smiled.

DON'T MESS WITH

'OLD' PEOPLE

Have a relaxing weekend.

Rose