Friday, January 4, 2013

Friday Funnies


Jim is an old man. He was sick recently and in the hospital.
There was one nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,

’ And how are we doing this morning',



Or
'Are we ready for a bath',
Or
'Are we hungry ?'
Old Jim had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast, Old Jim took the apple juice off the tray
And put it on his bedside stand
Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.

 So you know where the juice went !


The nurse came in a little later, picked
Up the urine bottle and looked at it.

'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '

At this, Old Jim snatched the bottle
Out of her hand, popped off the top,
And drank it down, saying,
'Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time.'
The nurse fainted
Old Jim just smiled.


DON'T MESS WITH
'OLD' PEOPLE


Have a relaxing weekend.
Rose 

11 comments:

  1. ...and then staff had to come in and pick the nurse up from the floor? LOL

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  2. oh my gosh !! thats a good one!

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  3. I love it! Thanks so much for the smile today!

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  4. Did you say Jim...or JERRY? Haha!

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    1. Does sound like something he would do, doesn't it.

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  5. Too darn funny.
    in answer to your question about hooking up your lap top to flat screen. I just told the young man at Best Buy what brand my tv was and also the kind of computer i had and he knew which one I needed. I was really lucky because it worked. Since I live an hours drive one way to a big store I was so glad it was the right one.
    Hope this helped
    Maggie

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